kelp n scotch

5 or so wigs later & plenty of dreams past I've finally decided to blog again. Yay for my uncle probably the only person who has ever really paid attention but yeah. I forgot to share my dreams from last night with anyone so it's a perfect time to get back on this post pony, I'm not sure if you would exactly classify this as a nightmare or not.. to me my hair turning into kelp tubes and snapping off is terrifying! You know in shampoo ads when they show close ups of damaged hair?! Well my hair was just snapping off and smelling like seaweed, luckily before I hit bald town I was at a bar with a friend about to buy a $200 bottle of scotch. As we purchased it I realised I had work the next morning at 7.30 and couldn't actually stay out and drink it. I woke up feeling shit and sort of needed a scotch/wig all day. So that's me breaking the blog seal.

Boughetto

I've taken time out of my queening & cleaning to write another blog entry (simply distracting myself from intense hunger whilst waiting for my Thai food to be delivered).
Call me immature but in the last few days I've come up with a mini list of my pet hates:

1.Pots left in the sink & filled with water...just sitting their blocking the sink space
2.How they rarely have interracial/homosexual couples in cheesy American teen movies unless it's the centre of the storyline.
3.Putting my doona cover back on my doona

It's just a start, a few things that have pushed my buttons in the last week... ridiculous mundane shit. I also came to the conclusion that I feel completely embarrassed and uncomfortable eating phallic food items in public and/or in front of people that I don't know or don't know very well, well I knew this until I was alone in the staff room at work and still felt weird chomping down on a large carrot. *squiggle mouthed face.
ANyway! I'm off to eat Thai food, drink beer and play wigs!!!

Ruling the kingdom of....

Procrastination, I'm the queen of it.
I'm coming up with new and exciting ways to get out of cleaning my room. Tonight to avoidi my ever growing pile of clothes and wigs covering my floor I watched Human Centipede which was not a good one to eat dinner after (although I wanted to sing love songs to my delicious Afghan bread), I then after dinner proceeded in dying my menky left over hair extensions in pretty pastel colours. After blow drying my pretty pink, purple and peach extensions I walked back into my room, press play on T-Pain and kid myself into thinking it was room clean time...
I just sat on my bed and plated my extensions.
To end this pointless boring blog entry, does anyone else agree that the surgeon in Human Centigross look like and act like an older version of Chuck Bass from GG? I feel like Mac in season 7 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. :( Beer on a week night :(
Anyway... here are some pretty pictures, and until my next interesting cheese fueled dream, ciao xx


















P.S. I dedicate this post to Jenna Marbles and her hilarious videos, especially things to do when you're not cleaning your room, my activities are not nearly as hilarious. No noodle punching going on here nor do I have any cute pets to accompany me, just cats on youtube (or talk to my cat on the phone when I call my parents).