Thursday, May 13, 2010

Shad Gregory Hotstuff Moss//KULT OF KIM-Queen Bee the Movement

This entry actually will not ramble on about my Bow Wow dream although it's suiting to my previous posts. I think most seemed unimpressed considering the lack of feedback on my latest facebook status update.
So I will just say, listen to these cats...

http://www.myspace.com/swatforcemusic

then have a cry or a laugh whilst you think of me spray painting my body in the deepest shade of spray tan for my Lil' Kim costume this saturday, hopefully I don't get bashed (for wearing sunglasses at night).

SHOPPING LIST:
* SALLY HANSON AIRBRUSH LEG-IN VERY DARK
* THIGH HIGH SKANK BOOTS ...PREFERABLY WHITE
* HUGE BLING EARRINGS OR BELT OR SOMETHING ICEY
* WHITE HOTPANTS? LETS JUST MAKE A TRIP TO SUPRE.. THE UPSTAIRS SECTION

yeah.. busy afternoon tomorrow folks!


chilling with Puffy, asshole

Sulking


Back to work QB

A little recreational activity never hurt anyone!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Have a nice day, WU TANG

Today= driving around blasting Wu Tang with Courtney... best idea...
not to mention the night before___
*** dinner with Olweezy and a good Rihanna sesh, a late night with Charlotte, rocking Jlo at Charlton's and getting drinks for reedonkulusly enthusiastic dancing,going back to hers to watch some RuPaul'ho majeek',a messy start to the day printing off screen dumps of fb chat conversations unintentionally of course, a three hour hair EXTRAVAGANZZAAAAAAAA...... LORD OF THE FRIES, living in the past and perving on staff members in Off Ya Tree... (BONGS YUCK BUT TATTS IN THE WINDOW WOW..ENTERTAINMENT), Fetish shoe search (cult costume)and some more Wu Tang on the drive home. Thanks Cee Saundizzle, thanks Char Char Loot Teddy Baby, thanks mysterious TrashPaul for the free VIP tickets to Ed Banger although not sure if we made the most of it but I was sure keeping my eyes peeled for you IRL.

I now feel like crap, sick crap, disabling me from having another lovely night out in comfy pants, dancing to 112.:.

Mah'gurls, whether they know it or not...



Oh the more I talk about it the more I want a Queen Bee tattoo... BUT WHERE?

Monday, May 3, 2010

oh it's like that??

THE BONE:
it's like that? flip it at, up and in ya like'ah' bee stinger
like bruce is the boss not just a singer

RADO-DICK:
you better correct yourself before you infect yourself, squeeze your tits while I undress myself, The booty of this queen bee check itself, hoes be asking if they can touch my shelf, my ass my hips, my thighs my tits, this baby is all of it, grab your camera take a snap, cause once you go Rado you'll never go back!

THE BONE:
One two three rap bitch wanna be me...
Then the boys see me can't help but act sleazy... Snap snap with the camera phone
Hit the app, upload, other plans postpone
Reserve this time for the Bone..
No need for Photoshop mah' look is flawless
Knocking you out and down to the floors-es

RADO-DICK:
four five six seven, this bad bitch ain't going to heaven, hypnotic delicious this bad bitch is vicious, one look at me and you'll be covered in stitches,
I got the skills to hold any bitch down, I'm the best thing that could ever go round, you'll have heard the name Rado its shouted across town,
I'm hot, I'm fierce I'll have you in tears, I'm the best thing walking since the creation of man, so turn around walk away while you still can

THE BONE:
eight nine ten eleven i ain't no bogan my name ain't Kevin
and if i'm at a club Cris is what i'm bevvin'
dancing all night i won't stop, causin' a riot til they call the cops
now lets talk about you for a hot minute, gotta rhyme swell put some effort in it
not to bring up yo' size but yo' ain't light
pity they dont make a coverstick fo' cellulite
you stanky like a garbage can last time you washed troops were in Vietnam
ain't jokin' this ain't no lie, didnt mama tell ya big girls don't cry?

RADO-DICK:
step back, turn around, are you on crack can you hear that sound?
some high pitch whine, some bitch taking it from behind, whoa i see never mind
you dirty hoe, you think you know, but im about to show you where to go
your lips are flappy, your raps are crappy, your death would make us all fuckin' happy
get outa town, see you round, lets hope your body aint never found
bitch you could never compare to this, competing with you is taking the piss
you got no idea what im about, long legs, nutmeg, enough to make your man scream and shout!!
so leave now before its too late, be careful cause death is your next date!

THE BONE:
If you looking for a meal or a fly lil fix
Overload your spoon with a serve of my tricks
Put the lighter to the tip n let this blunt rip
Put your lips to the rim and take quick sip
From the golden bottle I got this in the throttle
Mean lean and super keen
To steal your kidney and suck out your spleen
Ice bath chillin', no more top billin'
gang Slow killin' that's what I'm feelin'


RADO-DICK:
i rip them in one, thats how they done, this game is my life it aint jus' fo' fun
so put away your toy guns, get out while you can run
gats in hand, youll see who's the man
Rado fuckin' queen, you know I'm fuckin' mean, death is round the corner this isn' a dream
i mix my Grey with Tanqueray, sip on whiskey while puffin a j
I'm smoother than the criminal, my drugs are not medicinal
I show them thugs whos the number one gangsta, you don't get better than this sista
i put fear in the hearts of those on the streets, this is my life full of fat fuckin' beats

THE BONE:
go by the name of Boni and i'm little little
but get on mah' wrong side i'm sour like a skittle skittle
complicated bitch unravel me like a riddle riddle
scared now ain't yah' in your pants you gon' piddle piddle

like a wild horse you can't saddle saddle
not a boat , can't steer me with a paddle paddle
when you fight back i'm like is that all? IS THAT ALL?

RADO-DICK:
Rado fucking dick, you know I'm the tits, people come running to get there next hit
My glamour my beauty, got all wanting by cooty
My rap my attack, keep any contestant from coming back, to think you could beat me, bitch you are whack!
So run away with you're crew, or you'll end up black and blue, dead in the gutter, insides spread like butter
There ain't no contestant to me, honey I'm the best there could be

THE BONE:
Like I told you befo' bitch you a ho'
A wigga suckin' ho'
So get your bike n go!
Get outta this stadium
Coz you ain't entertaining dem
They prefer raps that are hard like titanium
I'm like the non stick Teflon
Get hot to get my shake n bake on
Your studying the greats jus to get yo' fake on
At the end of the day I come home witda bacon
So like those cats in liberty x time to work jus a little
Stop that squeeze of yo' tittle
Skankin it up won't impress the Bone Princess

RADO-DICK:
honey what you sippin'? cause bitch you're fucking trippin'
when we leave it's me the crowd'll be missin'
I rock the stage like a quakes rage, when you ask them whos their favourite it's me on their page!
Who you think you're facing, cause bitch you should be pacing
I'm to the crowds tasting, you're simply just wasting
your time, your grime, your lines, your rhymes
Pack your bags and leave
save yourself anymore grief
time to turn the page and pick up a new leaf
You need the rock, i got, to make the crowd stop
I always end up on top
You're just a princess, bitch im the queen
there ain't room for the two of us so fuck off before things get mean

THE BONE:

Aight craigieburne
You've had your turn
Just preparing yourself for the slow burn
But you'll soon learn
The bone ain't one to mess with
I'm untouchable heart not worn on sleeve

Mama say we ain't pranksters but famaligia in Sicilia sure are gangsters
And not to mention calabria bitch we run the south, so stop runnin' yo' mouth!
Im like B2k wit...h mah 'baby turn around n hear my pistol go pow pow pow'
Rado to the ground like ow ow ow
Then I'm out, on a boat to Cuba
Try to follow but you can't scuba
I'm the sexy sax n you're the tuba

It's late now so I hit da club
You're heads lullin' down at the pub
Babes hit me up fo' dat rubbadubdub
Hobbos holla at yo' like rado waddup?
Coz I'm doin da stanky leg when you jus stanky
Hit yo' wit a fresh spit you'll get cranky
I'm in the Hilton gettin' spanky
Penthouse suite puttin up mah feet
Lord knows I need it after your cold shiiiiiit

RADO-DICK:
hold ya mouth!! you're rhyme is goin' south
you srcream you moan but you don't know what your talkin' bout!
lose the fuckin' attitude, it's time for some gratitude
i see you hoppin and boppin to my Rado-tune
i don't blame ya
shit i'd do the same ya
in fact i'd be scremin my name far
i flow like the rivers of eden, competing with me ain't eva gonna be even
so give up bitch, all you'll ever be is a mouth for a dick
keep that ass high, cause it's all ya got to get by...........

.......men who got no choice but to pork ya, those that got the STD package for ya
chin up get ready for your last meal, remember to swallow it's how you'll seal the deal
wake up you ain't competion, you ain't qualified to fill that position
all you gettin' is a can o' ass whippin', going back to the streets lookin' a ch...icken
thinkin', what was i drinkin'? my raps are fuckin' stinkin'
don't beat yourself down, you had no chance but to look like a clown, cause honey i'm the best going round
i got the crowds screamin', like they seen a demon, like i pulled my dick out and covered them in semen
my rap is down to a T, it ain't hard to see, it don't get better than me
i shine brighter than the constellations, and here's my final installation
don't mess with the Rado, for she know how to flow, she rolling in the dough, without putting her coochie on show
remember your place and get outta my face, you ain't nuthin but a disgrace!

THE BONE:
I guess they know I'm baaaad like rhi rhi
pushing you out the way just to see me
you're just mad coz you haven't got a groupy

you're still mopping up yo' blood from the last session
ease your head compression with another confession
I'm eager to open another can of beans
spill mah' guts and squeeze on these jeans
when it come to cussin' i've got the means
Keens to get back up not lean over so you can full rover
over mah' shoulder like a fully loaded holster

I'll put your mouth in the toaster, bitch you've got a lot to learn
I'm the baddest B.O.N.E big titties and big booty
boys wanna jump mah' goodies
you better rip this doobie
wid me? if you please
but first get down on your knees
and plead coz i'm a tease
I run the game that you play in
my pants you wanna fit in?
are you kidding? bitch you better be ridding the fat that yo sitting
on, start working out and quit the chat you'll knock out kids with hips
like that
I see what you're doing with my head you wanna be screwing
but girl i'm the flavour they be chewing
makeover hoe time for your renewing

Sunday, May 2, 2010

you found out, i gottah' crush on yoo

LEOPARD PRINT, DANCING,RED WINE, MIRROR BALLS, RACISM DISCUSSIONS, TEXTING BOYS,CABS, CALLING PEOPLE AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMEs, 3AM MACCAS, 9AM MACCAS REGRETS, RUDE CAB DRIVERS, PRIMARY SCHOOL FRIENDS, SKANKS, INXS, FUR, DAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNCING.
THE NIGHT OF A LIFETIME.
XX
THANK YOU CAMP CAMP REVOLUTION, THANK YOU DJ BIG BOOTY HOE,C-HOLE, BROOKE, HANNAH, K8 MELLDAWGS, ANASTASIA THE SOBER FURRY JACKETED DRIVER AND UNCLE HARVZ// CLEANSKINS FOR THE CHEAP RED WINE EXPERIENCE ...YOU MADE THINGS BEARABLE.