Seahorse balls & Long Blacks

It's been a long while since I've blogged a blog, dropped a few lines on this dead thing...just haven't had the energy/time between all the "rockstar" back up dancing & DJ gigs or the 400 hours of reception work I've been doing!!
I'll start off by saying my back up dancing gigs for Jade Leonard went down a treat, the first performance at Pinkaliscious second birthday bash and the second at St Kilda Pride March. My colleagues and I felt like novelty Marilyn Monroes at a theme park with the constant camera attention.
http://www.myspace.com/jadeleonardmusic

My previous two DJ gigs were mixed.. the first one management and security obviously couldn't handle my thugness.
Despite getting forcefully removed against my will at one gig, we had great feedback & our co-ordinating outfits are continuing strongly.


My dream life has been just as colourful, the other evening I had a whooper, I was at a seaside party and a strange fisherman had kindly given me freezer bags full of seahorse mince. I knew my mother would appreciate a homemade treat so I made her meatballs from seahorse and seaweed, I froze them and kept them under my pillow for a rainy day... or until I saw my mother later that afternoon at my grandmother's house. Meanwhile, my grandmother was getting my father to taste test her new honey custard which she was perfecting for Christmas day.

Anyway.... I must be off and finish my stove top long black in my kitty cat mug, I have a New Zealander coming to crash on my couch sooooooon!!!

Bye.

Going to the Chapel

Last night I had a dream that it was my planned wedding day and my mother had decorated her house and backyard for it.
Everyone was invited but the problem was the person she had arranged for me to marry was actually engaged to someone else. How embarassment.
I had to then text everyone to let them know that the wedding was postponed (until I found someone else to marry) but my mother never gave me the guest list so I was just guessing who was invited... errgh..
I'm sure if my mum had her way she would arrange my marriage.

Self Medicate

Hello,
here I am once again sick at home with some sort of mutant flu/period pain/throat infection fever like hell diesease AGAIN! Lucky I know the deal to avoid doctors at all costs (I hate doctors), I self medicate like a bawss.
I mustered up the energy to leave the house today and bought myself
1 drinking coconut http://www.coconutresearchcenter.org/
raspberries
peaches
avocado
and fresh bread..

a spoonful of Manuka honey and I should be right as rain tomorrow! I've finally watched Requiem for a Dream and now I'm seeing my self medicating routine in flashes and split screens.

On a good note, over the weekend my friends and I performed for the second time backing up the lovely Jade Leonard as the Camp Camp Revolution Dance Troupe at Pride March. It was a very proud and sparkling day (until I piked and was a sicky).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71lLRW4f2-A <--- there's Jade being jazzy..
Speaking of performances, Brooklyn Queenz will be djing again so there is another excuse for me to wear a costume and get paid for having fun.