The things MX has told me

Celebrity Feast

Some are tasty, some you just can't stomach. Now I just pulled these celebrities out of nowhere and I'm making this up as I go.
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman .. the corn kernals in a tin that should've never been seperated from the cob, the one ingredient I avoid like the plague..and his lovely healthy and not necessarily flavoursome flourless cup cake Nicole, sunken in her patty pan.




George Clooney, it's not a coinsodence that he's the face of Nespresso, he is a lovely rich espresso with ricotta filled canoli on the side. Umm Umm..


Missy Higgins is the equivalent of the trendy gourmet fish n chip joint, you're trying hard to be humble but you're just to wanky for me to stomach, people would order her with a Phoenix 'organic' cola because Cocoa Cola is just too commercial.







Beyonce Knowles aka the hottest thing around, what the hell would she be... something hot, a good curry?

ITALO DISCO PARTAY

Something I do a lot is brainstorm themes for parties and never actually carry them out (because I live in a shoebox). I've taken the disco theme to the next level, incoporated my heritage and made it something a little special.
Italo Disco... who doesn't dig!?



So I guess I'll most likely never see you disco'ing down in your Italian flag unitard...

come on tutti lets go shopping with kim