Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman .. the corn kernals in a tin that should've never been seperated from the cob, the one ingredient I avoid like the plague..and his lovely healthy and not necessarily flavoursome flourless cup cake Nicole, sunken in her patty pan.
George Clooney, it's not a coinsodence that he's the face of Nespresso, he is a lovely rich espresso with ricotta filled canoli on the side. Umm Umm..
Missy Higgins is the equivalent of the trendy gourmet fish n chip joint, you're trying hard to be humble but you're just to wanky for me to stomach, people would order her with a Phoenix 'organic' cola because Cocoa Cola is just too commercial.
Beyonce Knowles aka the hottest thing around, what the hell would she be... something hot, a good curry?
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