kelp n scotch

5 or so wigs later & plenty of dreams past I've finally decided to blog again. Yay for my uncle probably the only person who has ever really paid attention but yeah. I forgot to share my dreams from last night with anyone so it's a perfect time to get back on this post pony, I'm not sure if you would exactly classify this as a nightmare or not.. to me my hair turning into kelp tubes and snapping off is terrifying! You know in shampoo ads when they show close ups of damaged hair?! Well my hair was just snapping off and smelling like seaweed, luckily before I hit bald town I was at a bar with a friend about to buy a $200 bottle of scotch. As we purchased it I realised I had work the next morning at 7.30 and couldn't actually stay out and drink it. I woke up feeling shit and sort of needed a scotch/wig all day. So that's me breaking the blog seal.