If I were a man

Basically I would be able to slick my hair back and yell about cheese like Silvio Dante, wear undershirts and eat as much cake as I like and not get fat, wear oldman pants right up until the end of my life...
'WHERE IS THE PROVOLONE???? I ASKED FOR PICCANTE YOU ASSHOLE!"

Black will always be the new black

I have tried selftanning methods,I've bought a dark wig but it's not enough. I just can't achieve the true blackness that I feel inside.
If Micheal went white, why can't I go black? If Dr Troy wasn't a fictional character I'd book myself an appointment, exchange 'services' and ask him to dye me black, sorry blaque.
Face it a big black bum is much better than a white one.

Funky to Funky

I do not want Rick James' do.








sorry I couldn't get a video clip, learn the words dorks.

Well I can get a Raggamuffin....

Two tickets to Raggamuffin will be arriving in the mail soooooooooon.... now I have $1.45 to my name.
It's going to be aaaammmmaaazing...
Sumbodi call 911, shawty fire burnin' on da dancefloor



peace babycakes.xxx

a taste of Sardegna

Please don't you dare say anything about sardines...

The Ultimate NYE experience would be...

A large light up dancefloor, lots of people dancing, disco, hip hop, tackalish r'n'b .. oh and did I mention booty shaking? Come on big house owners make my dream come true!!! My house is just too small to be a disco although it was ironically nicknamed "the wooden disco"...

This party can't have annoying people pulling out the iPod or changing a track half way through, no complaints about Beyonce thank you I don't care if you think The Beatles are musical geniuses they don't cut it for parties nor does 'sound art'. PURE DANCE MUSIC - Italo-Disco is ok

I don't know what I'm doing yet for NYE, I'll keep you updated.
I have a dress picked out already, silk leopard print YSL... AMAZING

Until next week, merry xmas.