Kicks n Corsets

The idea of a singing modern day burlesque troupe has been poorly executed by The Pussycat Dolls (only one member actually can sing) but I have big ideas to start a burlesque femcee troupe. Kicks and corsets is what jumped out of my friend's (Ran-D one half of The Jump Rope) mouth the other day over coffee when I was sharing burlesque class stories, seems we were on the same page. It's perfectly wedged between my two style obsessions... (no pasties sorry),and I think it would be cool to spit a mean verse posed upside down on a folding chair.
Tricks, kicks AND CORSETS.

The world of burlesque is associated with old music, vintage costumes and cutesy/cheeky persona attached, it would be interesting to put a hardcore "bitch" spin on it and maybe cut out some of those "Oopsy doopsy I just popped" faces.

Of course props to Kim for absolutely mincing a track in an air constricting corset and a suffocating wig (it's like a ballet concert all over again! I can feel the itching!) She's truly committed to a costume.

Oh and I didn't even go into the gory details of burlesque, after my first lesson my thighs were painted with hardcore bruises, I looked like a street fighter and quite frankly I enjoyed it.
So... wouldn't that just make the whole thing more "gangsta"?

kidding kidding... bruises are not an upside to the art.

GREEN MEANS GO, YELLOW MEANS SLOW, RED MEANS STOP NOW DROP NOW ROLL

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JA-MAKIN-ME-CRAYZAY

Pucci Pucci POO!

Hi, not usual that I blogfash but I'm excited by my recent find! Early 60's Emilio Pucci, cotton PLAYSUIT aka Jayne Mansfield takes a bloody vacation!
When Something fits like a glove and matches your French vintage bikinis (and you have a pool party the following day) ... you can't really say no!
What do you think?






It was a lovely sunny day in Williamstown, spent the afternoon post work with my darling sister and we had a ball drooling over beautiful vintage clothes and bitching. My Pucci just topped it off!!
p.s. Bruises on my thighs are from Burlesque CLASSES... to be in next blog

\/\/EST

Hey ho lets go back to last night when I saw Ice Cube at the palace (unexpectdly alone) ... where I was completely surrounded by boagns and wanna be thugs alike, breaking in my hot pink Nikes in a top notch colour co-ordinated outfit that would scare the hell out of the average monotone sack wearer and dancing my little heart out with my not so committed 'dubz' in the air (only for Cube). The night began shakey with my friends experiencing a heartbreaking ticket fuck up, leaving me on my lonesome and them feeling ultimately shitted off.
I soon found my nook in amongst tough looking Islander ladies with plenty of tude and a charming woman who pretty much high fived me every two minutes but things got weird when she licked her spilt bundy and coke off my arm.

It's not the first time I've ended up alone at a gig so I block out the crowd and appreciate the music more, and more importantly block out the man singing Black or White to my two tone stockings on the way out of the venue.
GOOD TIMES

Dutty Dutty Dutty Dum Dum feelin' like I'm letting go

Hey, I'm pretty much going mad. Not sure if it was the pumpkin spanking or the hours I spent laughing at a picture of a German Shepherd wearing a Raiders cap and sunnies... ahhh Oh dear...
I think I have more passion in my dream life as always, ripping flesh off the arms of other women.

Dis is a dubz cee produkshizzle

Yo Yo... last night went off at the Glasshouse, my first performance with CCR and it went off.
Here is some backstage footage--

Besides the sell out show and knock'em dead parma, I got all inspired to start writing my mixtape... and Camp Camp got all excited to produce it n shit yaaaaaay.
So.. I'm not being funny because I have to get down to business. Start writing and shit. I'll hit y'all back once I get my macbook pro. xx peace mudaz

Sweet DR34/\/\z are made of DISS

Buongiorno tutti!
As a self proclaimed part time (c)rap artist I'm very proud to announce that I had my first recording session with one half of the very sexy Camp Camp Revolution, I am now a legit feature rapper! The track Luvr is a tribute to raunchy iPhone apps and a big shout out to the forever loved Fat Joe & Ashanti!

It felt good to hold the phat mic in mah' hot little hand and a sigh of relief gushed out when my comedic approach to the whole verse was encouraged!
I best be practicing my swagger fo' CCR's upcoming performance,rumour has it Lil'Boni will be poppin' on stage along side everyone's fave CCR add on Big Booty Hoe.

Like a good rap witch I better primp my best wig (tighten my do-rag), air out my best corset (white tee) and make sure my leopard print leggings (Chinos) are fresh and rearing to shake.

http://www.myspace.com/campcamprevolution
There's CCR's myspaz link again so you can boogie down to Luvr in your luv-den and catch up on all their news!!

Before I sign off I'd like to thank Lil'Kim and T-Pain for their track Download which helped me write my rhymes and not so much of a 'thanks' to Tao Cruz and Ke$ha for the laughable Dirty Picture but it definitely was on the brain when I pumped out my lyrics.

Ke$ha ya' filth mole, stop dancing on public toilet seats and harassing Prince in his own house!

BONE CHILLZ

Hey Pimps,
Hope the Pimp game ain't getting you down and your best hoes are behaving.
Shouting out loudly about my adventures last night in the Syn FM Studio with my lovely copper topped friend Ash aka Brigga! The Jump Rope was not quite the same last night certainly not at all... hot damn Ran-DEEzy was workin' fo' da man so in this state of emergency Brigga called her go-to gal Lil'Boni to fill in.

I like to think I filled the crack like putty, I enjoy talking C-RAP with these ladies when not recorded or broadcasted on AIR (that I know of) so it wasn't such a hard task. I was shaking a little to start, couldn't stop swinging on my wheelie chair which I cleverly disguised as dancing but overall it went good.

BRIEF SUMMARY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiAACZ7hYfE
The Lady of Rage-Confessions

Booyah... so good to open with.

fast fwd fast fwd... jokes about stuff...

Nicki Minaj goss...

fast fwd
...






Missy excitment, good vibes...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqNqMvORCE
Ending song- Chillin' Tonight- Lil'Kim.

So if you didn't listen, it went down like that.

Also I did leak on the show last night that I am infact recording my first feature rap on a brand spankin' new Camp Camp Revolution track very soon! Keep your ears
open for 'Luvr', it's going to be hot, and hilarious once K-Gurl n Ess Creme find out how I sound when I spit.

Y Don' choo luv me?

The adventures of Wiggy Dressage

Oh dear, wigs are too much fun.

VIDEO SUPERSTARS IN OUR SPARE TIME

AMAHZIN' GRACE

SIKK



IT'S TIME I BOUGHT MY OWN MACBOOK PRO AND STOPPED HY-JACKING MY HOUSEMATE'S.

on the fringe

Second attempt at a hairstyle based blog entry, following big hair is the most common choice of bangs .. the Bettie Page fringe.
My faves...(not including my own unruly one)











My first attempt:2007


My second attempt: 2010

DISCO SLUTZ

Last weekend was a blur of disco classics, sparkles and lots of broken glass.
Perhaps I'll spare you the details on my friends' housewarming "Boogie Night" & cut the crap to last night's events.
Overwhelmed by the fact that Camp Camp Revolution sampled Aaron Carter (especially after my last blog post about them, not sure if that's a referrance)and extremely wowed by the performance quality of last night's show at NSC.
Big Booty Ho (FAUX)DJ seems to have been practicing some new dance moves and has definetly been consistant with outlandish outfits, BBH was wearing a handcrafted mirror ball bra, a full body black stocking suit with the best butt lifting panties you've ever layed your diva spotting eyes on.
The baibz shook tits on stage til' it was time to pop bottles (and y'all know what else was poppin') in the band room, giving an all round entertaining and informative show (I concentrated really hard on their lyrics).
There is a reason behind my attentiveness and lack of boogie-ing, I may possibly be guest rapping on a CCR track and I need to know their product.
If you haven't listened to the buggers here is their myspaz link...
HOLLA AT EM ON FB AZ WELL
http://www.myspace.com/campcamprevolution
I must say my favourite song is Need No Dik but the tune I got into the most last night was Mixin' Meatz ft. Lil'Jon.. whether he knows it or not!(you're hot!)

MY BOYFRIEND HIP HOP

ANOTHER WEDNESDAY NIGHT AFTER LISTENING TO THE JUMP ROPE ON SYN FM AND YET AGAIN I'VE CHIPPED A FEW DOLLAZ OFF MAH' CAP TEXTIN' THOSE BABES.. AND IT'S LATE AND I'M JITTERY FROM A MILLION COFFEE BEANS SO MY TYPING IS IN CAPS AND I'M MENTIONING CAPS TOO MUCH SO I MUST THINK I'M THUG. I DJD WITH MY MAIN GURL ON SATURDAY NIGHT, DURTY HIP HOP/INSPIRATIONAL DIVA ANTHEMS.. THE USUAL. WE NOW HAVE A LARGE 18 YR OLD FAN GROUP MAINLY WHOM ARE BOYS WITH A HEALTHY HOTPANTS FASCINATION ... LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT BROOKLYN QUEENZ GIG AND ACTUALLY COME.
ALSO I'M DILLUSIONAL AND THINK I HAVE SOME SORT OF GROUND TO STAND ON TO WRITE A MINAJ DISS... REPIN' FOR MAH' GURL KIMMY LYK LYK... I'M LYK SO HOOD YEAAAAH...
IT'S BEEN A WHILE ... I'M ROCKIN' ROUGH N STUFF
HERE SHE IS...

LIL' BONI'S MASSIVE ATTACK MINAJ DISS:

(all in the name of funito)

LIL BONI'S 'MASSIVE ATTACK' MINAJ DISS:>
now every semi hot bitch wanna spit like Notorious
coz they're butt's huge and they're skin is flawless
BUT real EMCEES this bitch be crossin'
everybody knows the Bee's the boss n
...I'm dissin' your shit I could get distorted
After a bundle of your snow white I snorted
You'll be boastin' but I HONESTLY can't see why,
Your boobies may be big but you're clearly no K.I

Your green wig's lookin' very 1990 sumfin'
and if you're stealin' style the POPO should be cuffin'
I guess this makes you gangsta think you're real tough
unfinishing rhymes with your creepy laughin
...
Take you out to the street game
coz we know you don't fuck wid reeeal boys
they'll be bitin' on your cheeks like chew toys
then no record label would employ

So your mother once said , 'you've been a bad bad girl'
"i got AUSTIN POWERS FLOW" that line had me in stitches,
and nope, you're no match for Myers' kitschness
Cheesy rap clown you've lost my bitches
We all wanna drown you in a jacuzzi..
where MY bitches
??!!!

XXXXXXXXX
THANKS ASH N RANDY FOR INSPIRING ME.
HOOCHIE HOOCHIE HOO

Stroke of creepiness

Admittedly it has been a while since my last decent entry and especially one about my ever so vivid dream life. The other evening I stayed over at a friend's house and in the midst of a deep sleep I forgot I was in bed with another person, I was dreaming that I was an ederly Afro-American woman wearing a 1930's style black fur coat with grey fur trim standing in the middle of a busy city square. As I was stroking my impressive pelt I jolted awake to realise I had been patting my friend's
side in real life.
I felt like the creepiest creep ever and I'm afraid she may never invite me round for a sleepover AGAIN!

Although I can't remember what happened in my dream last night it had definetly left me with a really anxious and uneasy feeling. Ever since late last night I feel like something terrible is going to happen. Courtney (responsible for Wu Tang blasting road trips) feels the exact same way as I do and only in the last 24hrs has it come on. We thought perhaps there is a change in the air/moon/or simply a hormonal imbalance effecting both of us.

Butterflies ain't fun kids! Maybe I just need to go to the toilet?

Until another exciting dream or life change,
ADIOS
xx

She's coming...

Kimberly Denise Jones...
10th July
Espy St Kilda...
Me?-front row of course... PASSING OUT!!!!!

Shad Gregory Hotstuff Moss//KULT OF KIM-Queen Bee the Movement

This entry actually will not ramble on about my Bow Wow dream although it's suiting to my previous posts. I think most seemed unimpressed considering the lack of feedback on my latest facebook status update.
So I will just say, listen to these cats...

http://www.myspace.com/swatforcemusic

then have a cry or a laugh whilst you think of me spray painting my body in the deepest shade of spray tan for my Lil' Kim costume this saturday, hopefully I don't get bashed (for wearing sunglasses at night).

SHOPPING LIST:
* SALLY HANSON AIRBRUSH LEG-IN VERY DARK
* THIGH HIGH SKANK BOOTS ...PREFERABLY WHITE
* HUGE BLING EARRINGS OR BELT OR SOMETHING ICEY
* WHITE HOTPANTS? LETS JUST MAKE A TRIP TO SUPRE.. THE UPSTAIRS SECTION

yeah.. busy afternoon tomorrow folks!


chilling with Puffy, asshole

Sulking


Back to work QB

A little recreational activity never hurt anyone!

Have a nice day, WU TANG

Today= driving around blasting Wu Tang with Courtney... best idea...
not to mention the night before___
*** dinner with Olweezy and a good Rihanna sesh, a late night with Charlotte, rocking Jlo at Charlton's and getting drinks for reedonkulusly enthusiastic dancing,going back to hers to watch some RuPaul'ho majeek',a messy start to the day printing off screen dumps of fb chat conversations unintentionally of course, a three hour hair EXTRAVAGANZZAAAAAAAA...... LORD OF THE FRIES, living in the past and perving on staff members in Off Ya Tree... (BONGS YUCK BUT TATTS IN THE WINDOW WOW..ENTERTAINMENT), Fetish shoe search (cult costume)and some more Wu Tang on the drive home. Thanks Cee Saundizzle, thanks Char Char Loot Teddy Baby, thanks mysterious TrashPaul for the free VIP tickets to Ed Banger although not sure if we made the most of it but I was sure keeping my eyes peeled for you IRL.

I now feel like crap, sick crap, disabling me from having another lovely night out in comfy pants, dancing to 112.:.

Mah'gurls, whether they know it or not...



Oh the more I talk about it the more I want a Queen Bee tattoo... BUT WHERE?

oh it's like that??

THE BONE:
it's like that? flip it at, up and in ya like'ah' bee stinger
like bruce is the boss not just a singer

RADO-DICK:
you better correct yourself before you infect yourself, squeeze your tits while I undress myself, The booty of this queen bee check itself, hoes be asking if they can touch my shelf, my ass my hips, my thighs my tits, this baby is all of it, grab your camera take a snap, cause once you go Rado you'll never go back!

THE BONE:
One two three rap bitch wanna be me...
Then the boys see me can't help but act sleazy... Snap snap with the camera phone
Hit the app, upload, other plans postpone
Reserve this time for the Bone..
No need for Photoshop mah' look is flawless
Knocking you out and down to the floors-es

RADO-DICK:
four five six seven, this bad bitch ain't going to heaven, hypnotic delicious this bad bitch is vicious, one look at me and you'll be covered in stitches,
I got the skills to hold any bitch down, I'm the best thing that could ever go round, you'll have heard the name Rado its shouted across town,
I'm hot, I'm fierce I'll have you in tears, I'm the best thing walking since the creation of man, so turn around walk away while you still can

THE BONE:
eight nine ten eleven i ain't no bogan my name ain't Kevin
and if i'm at a club Cris is what i'm bevvin'
dancing all night i won't stop, causin' a riot til they call the cops
now lets talk about you for a hot minute, gotta rhyme swell put some effort in it
not to bring up yo' size but yo' ain't light
pity they dont make a coverstick fo' cellulite
you stanky like a garbage can last time you washed troops were in Vietnam
ain't jokin' this ain't no lie, didnt mama tell ya big girls don't cry?

RADO-DICK:
step back, turn around, are you on crack can you hear that sound?
some high pitch whine, some bitch taking it from behind, whoa i see never mind
you dirty hoe, you think you know, but im about to show you where to go
your lips are flappy, your raps are crappy, your death would make us all fuckin' happy
get outa town, see you round, lets hope your body aint never found
bitch you could never compare to this, competing with you is taking the piss
you got no idea what im about, long legs, nutmeg, enough to make your man scream and shout!!
so leave now before its too late, be careful cause death is your next date!

THE BONE:
If you looking for a meal or a fly lil fix
Overload your spoon with a serve of my tricks
Put the lighter to the tip n let this blunt rip
Put your lips to the rim and take quick sip
From the golden bottle I got this in the throttle
Mean lean and super keen
To steal your kidney and suck out your spleen
Ice bath chillin', no more top billin'
gang Slow killin' that's what I'm feelin'


RADO-DICK:
i rip them in one, thats how they done, this game is my life it aint jus' fo' fun
so put away your toy guns, get out while you can run
gats in hand, youll see who's the man
Rado fuckin' queen, you know I'm fuckin' mean, death is round the corner this isn' a dream
i mix my Grey with Tanqueray, sip on whiskey while puffin a j
I'm smoother than the criminal, my drugs are not medicinal
I show them thugs whos the number one gangsta, you don't get better than this sista
i put fear in the hearts of those on the streets, this is my life full of fat fuckin' beats

THE BONE:
go by the name of Boni and i'm little little
but get on mah' wrong side i'm sour like a skittle skittle
complicated bitch unravel me like a riddle riddle
scared now ain't yah' in your pants you gon' piddle piddle

like a wild horse you can't saddle saddle
not a boat , can't steer me with a paddle paddle
when you fight back i'm like is that all? IS THAT ALL?

RADO-DICK:
Rado fucking dick, you know I'm the tits, people come running to get there next hit
My glamour my beauty, got all wanting by cooty
My rap my attack, keep any contestant from coming back, to think you could beat me, bitch you are whack!
So run away with you're crew, or you'll end up black and blue, dead in the gutter, insides spread like butter
There ain't no contestant to me, honey I'm the best there could be

THE BONE:
Like I told you befo' bitch you a ho'
A wigga suckin' ho'
So get your bike n go!
Get outta this stadium
Coz you ain't entertaining dem
They prefer raps that are hard like titanium
I'm like the non stick Teflon
Get hot to get my shake n bake on
Your studying the greats jus to get yo' fake on
At the end of the day I come home witda bacon
So like those cats in liberty x time to work jus a little
Stop that squeeze of yo' tittle
Skankin it up won't impress the Bone Princess

RADO-DICK:
honey what you sippin'? cause bitch you're fucking trippin'
when we leave it's me the crowd'll be missin'
I rock the stage like a quakes rage, when you ask them whos their favourite it's me on their page!
Who you think you're facing, cause bitch you should be pacing
I'm to the crowds tasting, you're simply just wasting
your time, your grime, your lines, your rhymes
Pack your bags and leave
save yourself anymore grief
time to turn the page and pick up a new leaf
You need the rock, i got, to make the crowd stop
I always end up on top
You're just a princess, bitch im the queen
there ain't room for the two of us so fuck off before things get mean

THE BONE:

Aight craigieburne
You've had your turn
Just preparing yourself for the slow burn
But you'll soon learn
The bone ain't one to mess with
I'm untouchable heart not worn on sleeve

Mama say we ain't pranksters but famaligia in Sicilia sure are gangsters
And not to mention calabria bitch we run the south, so stop runnin' yo' mouth!
Im like B2k wit...h mah 'baby turn around n hear my pistol go pow pow pow'
Rado to the ground like ow ow ow
Then I'm out, on a boat to Cuba
Try to follow but you can't scuba
I'm the sexy sax n you're the tuba

It's late now so I hit da club
You're heads lullin' down at the pub
Babes hit me up fo' dat rubbadubdub
Hobbos holla at yo' like rado waddup?
Coz I'm doin da stanky leg when you jus stanky
Hit yo' wit a fresh spit you'll get cranky
I'm in the Hilton gettin' spanky
Penthouse suite puttin up mah feet
Lord knows I need it after your cold shiiiiiit

RADO-DICK:
hold ya mouth!! you're rhyme is goin' south
you srcream you moan but you don't know what your talkin' bout!
lose the fuckin' attitude, it's time for some gratitude
i see you hoppin and boppin to my Rado-tune
i don't blame ya
shit i'd do the same ya
in fact i'd be scremin my name far
i flow like the rivers of eden, competing with me ain't eva gonna be even
so give up bitch, all you'll ever be is a mouth for a dick
keep that ass high, cause it's all ya got to get by...........

.......men who got no choice but to pork ya, those that got the STD package for ya
chin up get ready for your last meal, remember to swallow it's how you'll seal the deal
wake up you ain't competion, you ain't qualified to fill that position
all you gettin' is a can o' ass whippin', going back to the streets lookin' a ch...icken
thinkin', what was i drinkin'? my raps are fuckin' stinkin'
don't beat yourself down, you had no chance but to look like a clown, cause honey i'm the best going round
i got the crowds screamin', like they seen a demon, like i pulled my dick out and covered them in semen
my rap is down to a T, it ain't hard to see, it don't get better than me
i shine brighter than the constellations, and here's my final installation
don't mess with the Rado, for she know how to flow, she rolling in the dough, without putting her coochie on show
remember your place and get outta my face, you ain't nuthin but a disgrace!

THE BONE:
I guess they know I'm baaaad like rhi rhi
pushing you out the way just to see me
you're just mad coz you haven't got a groupy

you're still mopping up yo' blood from the last session
ease your head compression with another confession
I'm eager to open another can of beans
spill mah' guts and squeeze on these jeans
when it come to cussin' i've got the means
Keens to get back up not lean over so you can full rover
over mah' shoulder like a fully loaded holster

I'll put your mouth in the toaster, bitch you've got a lot to learn
I'm the baddest B.O.N.E big titties and big booty
boys wanna jump mah' goodies
you better rip this doobie
wid me? if you please
but first get down on your knees
and plead coz i'm a tease
I run the game that you play in
my pants you wanna fit in?
are you kidding? bitch you better be ridding the fat that yo sitting
on, start working out and quit the chat you'll knock out kids with hips
like that
I see what you're doing with my head you wanna be screwing
but girl i'm the flavour they be chewing
makeover hoe time for your renewing

you found out, i gottah' crush on yoo

LEOPARD PRINT, DANCING,RED WINE, MIRROR BALLS, RACISM DISCUSSIONS, TEXTING BOYS,CABS, CALLING PEOPLE AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMEs, 3AM MACCAS, 9AM MACCAS REGRETS, RUDE CAB DRIVERS, PRIMARY SCHOOL FRIENDS, SKANKS, INXS, FUR, DAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNCING.
THE NIGHT OF A LIFETIME.
XX
THANK YOU CAMP CAMP REVOLUTION, THANK YOU DJ BIG BOOTY HOE,C-HOLE, BROOKE, HANNAH, K8 MELLDAWGS, ANASTASIA THE SOBER FURRY JACKETED DRIVER AND UNCLE HARVZ// CLEANSKINS FOR THE CHEAP RED WINE EXPERIENCE ...YOU MADE THINGS BEARABLE.

been told

It's been more than a few times now that my mother has mentioned the content of my blog is 'too rude', firstly she told me that my uncle (who previously complimented my blog) now feels 'uncomfortable' reading it after my previous post....

it has a warning, it's the internet there is much worse and to my family members who look at it do keep in mind that I am no longer a child/teenager.

hahahaha... small break for laughter.

Today someone told me I wasn't Italian because I am blonde, sometimes I wish I could beat people like that up with a wooden spoon!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of love and to my mother and family members... I'll put the sugar back in Lollie keep it sweet fo' the mo.
xxx

RADO-DICK VS THE BONE PART 2 TXT BATTLE

Ding dong the witch is dead, well not yet but THE BONE CAME BACK WITH A VENGANCE..

RADO-DICK:
We'll here's a little confession
Rap is my obsession
I ain't stoppin'
Won't see me droppin'
Soon you'll see who's poppin'

THE BONE:
If raps your obsession then I'm your prophet
And jus like u hells no I won't stop it
Beatin up students in their poetry classes
Undercover wiz kid without the glasses

RADO-DICK:
I don't need teachin'
So honey stop preachin'
I grew up in the gutter
Bitch stop that fucking stutter
Your rap ain't worth a dime
I ain't wanna hear your rhyme
I'm gonna take over bitch, this rapping life is mine


THE BONE:
U street, gutter, bitch I'm from the hood
Mean ass walk and my fucking hella good
Coz ur mouth skeezy like an eastern European
Rhymin style so cheesy girl hit the Napean
Highway, fly away and leave it to the pro
The Bone's taking over with her brand new show


RADO-DICK:
bitch I'll teach you a lesson
you don't know who your messin'
The hood? The burg?
Bitch you don't know shit I'm from the burn
The hoods my life
That's why I rhyme tight
You greasy spaghetti think you know rhyme
But you wrong and it ain't the first time
I'll snap you fucking bone
its rado with the cone

THE BONE:
Fuck this rap bitch's balzin
Wack head Job is straight purple hazin'
Don't u know all horror stories bout the green?
And how smokin gets u less mean!?
Please I've had my share of dumb ass bong heads
Stick to the Stellas like Amy and those
Malboro reds
Coz your out of ur depth swimming in shark waters
Big up respect for Camboni, not just the shortest


RADO-DICK:
Bitch it ain't just your height that got cut short
Rap ain't your thing hers a lesson to be taught
Rado know what bone don't know
And she ain't afraid to go where bone won't go
First things first you can't try to play good
This is something you learn in the hood
Street credit is necessary
That is secondary
Thirdly bitch, you better have that gat packed tight
If not you're gonna lose your life alright
so listen bitch if you wanna make it out here
You ain't got a clue and that's clear
Listen to Rado she gonna make it far
soon she gonna be a super star

THE BONE:
Quit while ur ahead take yo ass back to Croatia
I'm on vaction wit cocktails in Jamaica,
So u may think I'm slowin and not knowin where I'm goin but Boni's got
a holster packed n bullets to stunt your growin'
Smooth like twista and I'm
Where the hits are
Being made and played like singstar
I'm that fly shit u can't deny, rhymes well written and spits that
make u cry
Get up sis n wipe ur back off, leave right now I don't wanna hear u
jack off

RADO-DICK:

have a look at what the cat spit out,
Some dumb bitch who don't know what rappin' is bout
My tunes run smooth like a cheater on the move, I ain't got nuthin to prove, it only takes a sec for you to feel this groove, this beat is the pussy and my rap is the lube
Grab the mic, lets rap it out all night, but remember in the ...end I'll win the fight
My speech go down like a bottle o' grey, smooth down ya neck and tasty as heck, I'll
leave you speechles wit' nuttin to say sep for raddo lemme suck your dick all night
and day

THE BONE:

I'm a groover gee, thats the way it be' truth is cuties Are probably scared of me, coz im tighter than a choker addictive like poker just like the sticky the fly guy wanna smoke her, put me in their holster, just like i told yuh... Ugggh the sound that comes out, when the boni's on stage the crowd will shout!
I like rap...ping in third person who is it hurtin? Framing the floors like I'm board skirtin'...
It's perfect, I'm certain, See me in a mini ... Then I got em squirtin!

Attacking art and stuff

This is what goes down on Art Attack's fan page-

status update:
Goodnight and golden dreams... ahahahah My
english is terrible !!!

following comments-
DB#1.Your engrish is awesome!

DB#2.Fuck up art attack faggot stop posting
updates

DB#3.well remove yourself as a fan if you don't want to see his updates or
hide them

DB#4.Brett dont bag art attack man.

ME.Yeah as I remember he was a bit of a babe

DB#6.he isn't, he is bagging the 'art attack
faggot'...different things mate!

DB#7.very terribblllleee!!!!!!!

DB#8.I'm a fan of art attack, just not art attack spamming my facebook with
useless shit.

DB#9.Gmorning Art sweet dreams! Plur

DB#10. I think we should focus on golden dreams -
isnt that wetting the bed...hope you dont have any....giggle.. Have a
good sleep Art Attack



The correct term is "golden shower" DB#10. I wonder after all this cafuf if the fuy who does the Art Attack status updates is actually a non english speaking gentleman or he's just playing dumb to pick up one of the DBs.
Oh well... James Spader is attractive, I rest my case.

Shawty can spit

C.A.M to the C.A.M
RAN-D & Lil'Boni are about to hit the Melbourne Hip Hop scence with a splash...
Well decided as of last night when I attended an open mic night at Tetris Studios in Brunswick with my friend (another Lil'Kim enthusiast. I was absolutely wow'd by the only female emcee there and right then I overcame my embarassment of being a potential douchebag white girl rapper. "Ran-D and I shook hands on this .. its a sure thing, we're allocating time in our busy lives to get pissy off the hard-A together and notepad some rhymes...
I'm going to give my little blog audience a preview (can I get a soul clap?)
Here we go ... here we go.... watch all these kiddies turn to goo,
I have a cat and most of the time he sits on a mat
but not today he too phat to fail the GAT.


I'm not getting into the whole rat devouring situation, that's a start!
WIKIHOWTO TIME
LATERS
xxx
p.s.
inspiration of course thanks to Kimmy




PART 2----
I'm mainly blogging this because it was clogging up the fb profile and making it look like I only recieved comments from one friend! We can't have that, have a good read of our cyber battle....

RADO-DICK:
yo gurrrrrl dats so slick, ive jus been busy gettin a pussy fulla dick! oh and i said it and boy i dont regret it! ive been chillin with cocks, i like em on the rocks, now all i got left are some jizz filled socks, but rememba, gurl you my fox!

The BONE:

Don't you dare regret gurl coz i sure won't forget it
If a boy's gettin' rock you might as well wet it
think face down ass up, pullin'hair he better man up
stick it in twelve pumps... take it out wipe it off
settle back and drink some broth

RADO-DICK:

hey hoe! i like how you flow
like the rivers from my knickers ready to blow
im gonna give you a go
ass spread, lips red, im ready to give ya some head.
girl i dont care if i have to wait till yo' dead, nuttin gonna stop me from gettin ya in bed!
so take a step back n listen to me
you can have all o' this but it aint gonna be free
learn from yo' sister, i can fuck batista, i aint gonna stop till ya make me yo' mister

The BONE:

Once i getya in my system i'll have you serb slerpin' up the bitch
creme'
when you're with boni you can't lose your erection but no lickin' if it's stenchin'
like Paris i got a baggy for my poochie and when I get bored i show the world my coochie
U say ya wanna do me? Can you squeeze the boobie?
Can you shoop a doop like the big dawg Snoop, twirl your hips aroundin circles like your playing with hoops?
I wanna know these facts coz i gotta a herd lining up
So if you're fly like you said come along I'll sign you up!
Looks like I won this fresh battle like Run D
Now you know how I put it down next time you won't start me
ding ding in the ring i'm playin the boxer like Rourkey
rub it out try again Nat's hands are all chalkey
Not quite NY but i'm buying a Yorkie!
Boys on mah' block they all wanna stalk me
like a thug in the burg i drive around like a hoon
pick u up, smack ya round and get ya pissy off goon
We'll be yelling out lame lines like an eighties tune!

RADO-DICK:

i can work your tits like a bitch grinding for her tips
youll see, once i lick your lips youll wrap your legs around my hips
radodick is here to stick, and she gonna stick it until bitch you lick it!
i'll buy you like a ticket, and bitch you gonna get it
camboni what a fonney unless your gonna blow me
i dont know what your gonna do with that balogne but gurl i see you below me
yeah bitch just BLOW ME!
arghhh i see you shackin those hips gurrll, mmmm i will cover you in pearls!
bitch shake that booty, rub my coochie, lick me and i'll be your poochie
rub me from behind, really i wont mind
a gurl like you is hard to find and i wanna make you mine!

The BONE:

you're switchin' up your beef
and you're know i'm the chief
lets play cowboys and indians get into this racist shit
fuck around like clowns and do a comedy skit

We be fine they'll put us on teevee
slick rick hoes make the boys go screamy
ballet booties behind us so they all can find us
The Rado and the Bone servin you this ill COLABO

RADO-DICK:

yo bitch you aint won nuthin
you aint seen yet what this crazzy serbcroat bitch can scream
i can make your nightmares seem like the sweatest dreams!
your fat ass hoe dont know what i know
no one wanna go where that pussy o' yours blow
you dirty ass hoe, fucking freezze in the snow
you jus a little bitch a little fucking snitch
ima crawl under yo' skin until you feel it itch
i hope you start to twitch you dirtly littl bitch
im sick o' your shit! just have anotha hit
we're hipster gangster ballerinas
when they find us we'll be the meanest
they cant stop us with their streetgang moves
they dont know that we know how to groove
fete' to the head and theyre fucking dead
petit battement and we got em bleeding red
like we said down at shirls, there aint no beating us we aint no girls
WE GANGSTA motherfucker

The BONE:

tuff young honies in the navy leos

when the other gangs wear Fred Perry and Chinos

muscles pumped coz Cliff made us drop n give twenny

when fat motherfucks were gettin high and sippin' henny

Trained like Swindle we got the mortal kombat game down

But hey heads up kids this ain't no playground

RADO-DICK:

tutus flying, sliding down our backs
them flat ass bitches aint got problems like that
we show those stick hoes where they can go
they aint got no street cred, they fly wit us? hELL NO
our booties are fucking big, our legs can be used to dig!
anyone to cross our path has a death wish, we'll squash em like a fish!
they know what they all know, shirls is a place where no stranger can go

The BONE:

once you come out smellin' like moth balls
you have skills to fight and a grab a wigga by both balls
Pointe shoe to the neck stick a needle in it
plie pick ya wedgie and do a solo coz you ain't frontin'
Goldman keeps the beat while Jonesy's packin' heat
no pain no gain and practice makes perfect thats why we look sweet

RADO-DICK:

rond de jomb, coupe, retire, develope, this is one routine jonesy cant yell at!
our routines are perfected
our competion look demented
goldies bashing those keys and our steps are cemented
we have the precision of a diamond
our talent ablazes firemen
big red is pleased with us
no one could ever tease us
were the greatest that ever lived
we're shirls girls and we've got talent to give

The BONE:

I cant match this
you're mouth spits phat shit
my turn out may not cut it but my face can't be matched bitch



I think The BONE got OWNED...

Time to go back to From Justin to Kelly

Best Sick at home MIDDAY movie ever!


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eyebrolia

Hey CHIPPIES,
I photograph pages of Grazia magazine while slurping on noodle water in my work break....
Look at these spunkrats!

Wish, I fucking wish ....
I can probably just afford these...

Yeah look, not quite what Miuccia was going for ay...
God Bless you Signora Prada & Buona Pasqua!
xxxx

teeth dream

I was in the desert on an excusion, a group of us were on the search for old teeth, when you die your teeth are strung together by a string once the flesh rots off.
I found a good full string of teeth, once I picked off the dried and salty flesh I wore them as a necklace. The dream concludes with everyone dancing to Footloose in the sand.
The End
p.s.
Smoking makes your teeth look gross!

I had a dream Joe

I had a dream that I finally bought the heeled Docs that I've been drooling over, there was also massive terrorist attack on the CBD and Kevin Rudd was married to Andy McDowell.
Jesus

babes in brazil

My garage sale ain't going too well lovies... so I'm filling up my time with popstar perving. I had a shocking dream that I was trying to find a Lady Gaga outfit in Savers in half an hour.