dawgz

For some reason I had moved in with this guy I used to 'see' (don't know what to classify it as) and my friend, it was a constant battle zone between us and a horrific time. One night his mother came round, she had the body of a human but the head of a black pug. She came to our house to drop off this guys siblings for us to babysit over the weekend, all of a sudden there were like 50 dogs running around, all different breeds. It made me so mad, I was yelling at my friend "why the fuck are there all these dogs??!!!" She told me to chill out because they were our housemate's brothers & sisters. In a fit of rage I emailed an old friend about the ridiculous situation, somehow this set off a curse & anyone who the story was repeated to would die of a heart attack at the age of 22 or a multiple of 22.

roots

Hey, I've finally found an excuse to blog and no I'm not about to go into detail of my last dream where I was pulling chicken strips (covered in Napolitana sauce) from my nostrils...I'm going to tell you how I am once again sick at home, lucky for me my housemate is also and I have bleach to re-do my roots! I have to make sure my minimal 'natural' hair matches my hair pieces/extensions and so I can keep pretending I'm a Madonna/Lil'Kim/Gwen Stefani hybrid.
A day like today is also the perfect excuse to play with my wigs and neon eye shadow (and never have to actually put proper clothes on). I recieved some terrific news this morning that finally my magenta wig has arrived at my parents' house after a month of waiting for it so life is pretty pos at the moment.
Now all I need is my health & a good party.
Proudly purchased only two pairs of new sunglasses online which I will impatiently wait for, I'm happy that I stopped myself there and moved onto my hair.
Just letting you in on some life details that are neither funny nor necessarily exciting to read but heck I could be going on about how I have like three imaginary boyfriends and how I distract myself with videos of cats doing tricks!!


Cheerz.x