Saturday, November 19, 2011

dawgz

For some reason I had moved in with this guy I used to 'see' (don't know what to classify it as) and my friend, it was a constant battle zone between us and a horrific time. One night his mother came round, she had the body of a human but the head of a black pug. She came to our house to drop off this guys siblings for us to babysit over the weekend, all of a sudden there were like 50 dogs running around, all different breeds. It made me so mad, I was yelling at my friend "why the fuck are there all these dogs??!!!" She told me to chill out because they were our housemate's brothers & sisters. In a fit of rage I emailed an old friend about the ridiculous situation, somehow this set off a curse & anyone who the story was repeated to would die of a heart attack at the age of 22 or a multiple of 22.

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