Sweet DR34/\/\z are made of DISS

Buongiorno tutti!
As a self proclaimed part time (c)rap artist I'm very proud to announce that I had my first recording session with one half of the very sexy Camp Camp Revolution, I am now a legit feature rapper! The track Luvr is a tribute to raunchy iPhone apps and a big shout out to the forever loved Fat Joe & Ashanti!

It felt good to hold the phat mic in mah' hot little hand and a sigh of relief gushed out when my comedic approach to the whole verse was encouraged!
I best be practicing my swagger fo' CCR's upcoming performance,rumour has it Lil'Boni will be poppin' on stage along side everyone's fave CCR add on Big Booty Hoe.

Like a good rap witch I better primp my best wig (tighten my do-rag), air out my best corset (white tee) and make sure my leopard print leggings (Chinos) are fresh and rearing to shake.

http://www.myspace.com/campcamprevolution
There's CCR's myspaz link again so you can boogie down to Luvr in your luv-den and catch up on all their news!!

Before I sign off I'd like to thank Lil'Kim and T-Pain for their track Download which helped me write my rhymes and not so much of a 'thanks' to Tao Cruz and Ke$ha for the laughable Dirty Picture but it definitely was on the brain when I pumped out my lyrics.

Ke$ha ya' filth mole, stop dancing on public toilet seats and harassing Prince in his own house!

BONE CHILLZ

Hey Pimps,
Hope the Pimp game ain't getting you down and your best hoes are behaving.
Shouting out loudly about my adventures last night in the Syn FM Studio with my lovely copper topped friend Ash aka Brigga! The Jump Rope was not quite the same last night certainly not at all... hot damn Ran-DEEzy was workin' fo' da man so in this state of emergency Brigga called her go-to gal Lil'Boni to fill in.

I like to think I filled the crack like putty, I enjoy talking C-RAP with these ladies when not recorded or broadcasted on AIR (that I know of) so it wasn't such a hard task. I was shaking a little to start, couldn't stop swinging on my wheelie chair which I cleverly disguised as dancing but overall it went good.

BRIEF SUMMARY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiAACZ7hYfE
The Lady of Rage-Confessions

Booyah... so good to open with.

fast fwd fast fwd... jokes about stuff...

Nicki Minaj goss...

fast fwd
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Missy excitment, good vibes...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqNqMvORCE
Ending song- Chillin' Tonight- Lil'Kim.

So if you didn't listen, it went down like that.

Also I did leak on the show last night that I am infact recording my first feature rap on a brand spankin' new Camp Camp Revolution track very soon! Keep your ears
open for 'Luvr', it's going to be hot, and hilarious once K-Gurl n Ess Creme find out how I sound when I spit.

Y Don' choo luv me?

The adventures of Wiggy Dressage

Oh dear, wigs are too much fun.

VIDEO SUPERSTARS IN OUR SPARE TIME

AMAHZIN' GRACE

SIKK



IT'S TIME I BOUGHT MY OWN MACBOOK PRO AND STOPPED HY-JACKING MY HOUSEMATE'S.

on the fringe

Second attempt at a hairstyle based blog entry, following big hair is the most common choice of bangs .. the Bettie Page fringe.
My faves...(not including my own unruly one)











My first attempt:2007


My second attempt: 2010

DISCO SLUTZ

Last weekend was a blur of disco classics, sparkles and lots of broken glass.
Perhaps I'll spare you the details on my friends' housewarming "Boogie Night" & cut the crap to last night's events.
Overwhelmed by the fact that Camp Camp Revolution sampled Aaron Carter (especially after my last blog post about them, not sure if that's a referrance)and extremely wowed by the performance quality of last night's show at NSC.
Big Booty Ho (FAUX)DJ seems to have been practicing some new dance moves and has definetly been consistant with outlandish outfits, BBH was wearing a handcrafted mirror ball bra, a full body black stocking suit with the best butt lifting panties you've ever layed your diva spotting eyes on.
The baibz shook tits on stage til' it was time to pop bottles (and y'all know what else was poppin') in the band room, giving an all round entertaining and informative show (I concentrated really hard on their lyrics).
There is a reason behind my attentiveness and lack of boogie-ing, I may possibly be guest rapping on a CCR track and I need to know their product.
If you haven't listened to the buggers here is their myspaz link...
HOLLA AT EM ON FB AZ WELL
http://www.myspace.com/campcamprevolution
I must say my favourite song is Need No Dik but the tune I got into the most last night was Mixin' Meatz ft. Lil'Jon.. whether he knows it or not!(you're hot!)