BONE CHILLZ

Hey Pimps,
Hope the Pimp game ain't getting you down and your best hoes are behaving.
Shouting out loudly about my adventures last night in the Syn FM Studio with my lovely copper topped friend Ash aka Brigga! The Jump Rope was not quite the same last night certainly not at all... hot damn Ran-DEEzy was workin' fo' da man so in this state of emergency Brigga called her go-to gal Lil'Boni to fill in.

I like to think I filled the crack like putty, I enjoy talking C-RAP with these ladies when not recorded or broadcasted on AIR (that I know of) so it wasn't such a hard task. I was shaking a little to start, couldn't stop swinging on my wheelie chair which I cleverly disguised as dancing but overall it went good.

BRIEF SUMMARY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiAACZ7hYfE
The Lady of Rage-Confessions

Booyah... so good to open with.

fast fwd fast fwd... jokes about stuff...

Nicki Minaj goss...

fast fwd
...






Missy excitment, good vibes...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqNqMvORCE
Ending song- Chillin' Tonight- Lil'Kim.

So if you didn't listen, it went down like that.

Also I did leak on the show last night that I am infact recording my first feature rap on a brand spankin' new Camp Camp Revolution track very soon! Keep your ears
open for 'Luvr', it's going to be hot, and hilarious once K-Gurl n Ess Creme find out how I sound when I spit.

Y Don' choo luv me?

The adventures of Wiggy Dressage

Oh dear, wigs are too much fun.

VIDEO SUPERSTARS IN OUR SPARE TIME

AMAHZIN' GRACE

SIKK



IT'S TIME I BOUGHT MY OWN MACBOOK PRO AND STOPPED HY-JACKING MY HOUSEMATE'S.

on the fringe

Second attempt at a hairstyle based blog entry, following big hair is the most common choice of bangs .. the Bettie Page fringe.
My faves...(not including my own unruly one)











My first attempt:2007


My second attempt: 2010

DISCO SLUTZ

Last weekend was a blur of disco classics, sparkles and lots of broken glass.
Perhaps I'll spare you the details on my friends' housewarming "Boogie Night" & cut the crap to last night's events.
Overwhelmed by the fact that Camp Camp Revolution sampled Aaron Carter (especially after my last blog post about them, not sure if that's a referrance)and extremely wowed by the performance quality of last night's show at NSC.
Big Booty Ho (FAUX)DJ seems to have been practicing some new dance moves and has definetly been consistant with outlandish outfits, BBH was wearing a handcrafted mirror ball bra, a full body black stocking suit with the best butt lifting panties you've ever layed your diva spotting eyes on.
The baibz shook tits on stage til' it was time to pop bottles (and y'all know what else was poppin') in the band room, giving an all round entertaining and informative show (I concentrated really hard on their lyrics).
There is a reason behind my attentiveness and lack of boogie-ing, I may possibly be guest rapping on a CCR track and I need to know their product.
If you haven't listened to the buggers here is their myspaz link...
HOLLA AT EM ON FB AZ WELL
http://www.myspace.com/campcamprevolution
I must say my favourite song is Need No Dik but the tune I got into the most last night was Mixin' Meatz ft. Lil'Jon.. whether he knows it or not!(you're hot!)

MY BOYFRIEND HIP HOP

ANOTHER WEDNESDAY NIGHT AFTER LISTENING TO THE JUMP ROPE ON SYN FM AND YET AGAIN I'VE CHIPPED A FEW DOLLAZ OFF MAH' CAP TEXTIN' THOSE BABES.. AND IT'S LATE AND I'M JITTERY FROM A MILLION COFFEE BEANS SO MY TYPING IS IN CAPS AND I'M MENTIONING CAPS TOO MUCH SO I MUST THINK I'M THUG. I DJD WITH MY MAIN GURL ON SATURDAY NIGHT, DURTY HIP HOP/INSPIRATIONAL DIVA ANTHEMS.. THE USUAL. WE NOW HAVE A LARGE 18 YR OLD FAN GROUP MAINLY WHOM ARE BOYS WITH A HEALTHY HOTPANTS FASCINATION ... LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT BROOKLYN QUEENZ GIG AND ACTUALLY COME.
ALSO I'M DILLUSIONAL AND THINK I HAVE SOME SORT OF GROUND TO STAND ON TO WRITE A MINAJ DISS... REPIN' FOR MAH' GURL KIMMY LYK LYK... I'M LYK SO HOOD YEAAAAH...
IT'S BEEN A WHILE ... I'M ROCKIN' ROUGH N STUFF
HERE SHE IS...

LIL' BONI'S MASSIVE ATTACK MINAJ DISS:

(all in the name of funito)

LIL BONI'S 'MASSIVE ATTACK' MINAJ DISS:>
now every semi hot bitch wanna spit like Notorious
coz they're butt's huge and they're skin is flawless
BUT real EMCEES this bitch be crossin'
everybody knows the Bee's the boss n
...I'm dissin' your shit I could get distorted
After a bundle of your snow white I snorted
You'll be boastin' but I HONESTLY can't see why,
Your boobies may be big but you're clearly no K.I

Your green wig's lookin' very 1990 sumfin'
and if you're stealin' style the POPO should be cuffin'
I guess this makes you gangsta think you're real tough
unfinishing rhymes with your creepy laughin
...
Take you out to the street game
coz we know you don't fuck wid reeeal boys
they'll be bitin' on your cheeks like chew toys
then no record label would employ

So your mother once said , 'you've been a bad bad girl'
"i got AUSTIN POWERS FLOW" that line had me in stitches,
and nope, you're no match for Myers' kitschness
Cheesy rap clown you've lost my bitches
We all wanna drown you in a jacuzzi..
where MY bitches
??!!!

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THANKS ASH N RANDY FOR INSPIRING ME.
HOOCHIE HOOCHIE HOO