Shawty can spit

C.A.M to the C.A.M
RAN-D & Lil'Boni are about to hit the Melbourne Hip Hop scence with a splash...
Well decided as of last night when I attended an open mic night at Tetris Studios in Brunswick with my friend (another Lil'Kim enthusiast. I was absolutely wow'd by the only female emcee there and right then I overcame my embarassment of being a potential douchebag white girl rapper. "Ran-D and I shook hands on this .. its a sure thing, we're allocating time in our busy lives to get pissy off the hard-A together and notepad some rhymes...
I'm going to give my little blog audience a preview (can I get a soul clap?)
Here we go ... here we go.... watch all these kiddies turn to goo,
I have a cat and most of the time he sits on a mat
but not today he too phat to fail the GAT.


I'm not getting into the whole rat devouring situation, that's a start!
WIKIHOWTO TIME
LATERS
xxx
p.s.
inspiration of course thanks to Kimmy




PART 2----
I'm mainly blogging this because it was clogging up the fb profile and making it look like I only recieved comments from one friend! We can't have that, have a good read of our cyber battle....

RADO-DICK:
yo gurrrrrl dats so slick, ive jus been busy gettin a pussy fulla dick! oh and i said it and boy i dont regret it! ive been chillin with cocks, i like em on the rocks, now all i got left are some jizz filled socks, but rememba, gurl you my fox!

The BONE:

Don't you dare regret gurl coz i sure won't forget it
If a boy's gettin' rock you might as well wet it
think face down ass up, pullin'hair he better man up
stick it in twelve pumps... take it out wipe it off
settle back and drink some broth

RADO-DICK:

hey hoe! i like how you flow
like the rivers from my knickers ready to blow
im gonna give you a go
ass spread, lips red, im ready to give ya some head.
girl i dont care if i have to wait till yo' dead, nuttin gonna stop me from gettin ya in bed!
so take a step back n listen to me
you can have all o' this but it aint gonna be free
learn from yo' sister, i can fuck batista, i aint gonna stop till ya make me yo' mister

The BONE:

Once i getya in my system i'll have you serb slerpin' up the bitch
creme'
when you're with boni you can't lose your erection but no lickin' if it's stenchin'
like Paris i got a baggy for my poochie and when I get bored i show the world my coochie
U say ya wanna do me? Can you squeeze the boobie?
Can you shoop a doop like the big dawg Snoop, twirl your hips aroundin circles like your playing with hoops?
I wanna know these facts coz i gotta a herd lining up
So if you're fly like you said come along I'll sign you up!
Looks like I won this fresh battle like Run D
Now you know how I put it down next time you won't start me
ding ding in the ring i'm playin the boxer like Rourkey
rub it out try again Nat's hands are all chalkey
Not quite NY but i'm buying a Yorkie!
Boys on mah' block they all wanna stalk me
like a thug in the burg i drive around like a hoon
pick u up, smack ya round and get ya pissy off goon
We'll be yelling out lame lines like an eighties tune!

RADO-DICK:

i can work your tits like a bitch grinding for her tips
youll see, once i lick your lips youll wrap your legs around my hips
radodick is here to stick, and she gonna stick it until bitch you lick it!
i'll buy you like a ticket, and bitch you gonna get it
camboni what a fonney unless your gonna blow me
i dont know what your gonna do with that balogne but gurl i see you below me
yeah bitch just BLOW ME!
arghhh i see you shackin those hips gurrll, mmmm i will cover you in pearls!
bitch shake that booty, rub my coochie, lick me and i'll be your poochie
rub me from behind, really i wont mind
a gurl like you is hard to find and i wanna make you mine!

The BONE:

you're switchin' up your beef
and you're know i'm the chief
lets play cowboys and indians get into this racist shit
fuck around like clowns and do a comedy skit

We be fine they'll put us on teevee
slick rick hoes make the boys go screamy
ballet booties behind us so they all can find us
The Rado and the Bone servin you this ill COLABO

RADO-DICK:

yo bitch you aint won nuthin
you aint seen yet what this crazzy serbcroat bitch can scream
i can make your nightmares seem like the sweatest dreams!
your fat ass hoe dont know what i know
no one wanna go where that pussy o' yours blow
you dirty ass hoe, fucking freezze in the snow
you jus a little bitch a little fucking snitch
ima crawl under yo' skin until you feel it itch
i hope you start to twitch you dirtly littl bitch
im sick o' your shit! just have anotha hit
we're hipster gangster ballerinas
when they find us we'll be the meanest
they cant stop us with their streetgang moves
they dont know that we know how to groove
fete' to the head and theyre fucking dead
petit battement and we got em bleeding red
like we said down at shirls, there aint no beating us we aint no girls
WE GANGSTA motherfucker

The BONE:

tuff young honies in the navy leos

when the other gangs wear Fred Perry and Chinos

muscles pumped coz Cliff made us drop n give twenny

when fat motherfucks were gettin high and sippin' henny

Trained like Swindle we got the mortal kombat game down

But hey heads up kids this ain't no playground

RADO-DICK:

tutus flying, sliding down our backs
them flat ass bitches aint got problems like that
we show those stick hoes where they can go
they aint got no street cred, they fly wit us? hELL NO
our booties are fucking big, our legs can be used to dig!
anyone to cross our path has a death wish, we'll squash em like a fish!
they know what they all know, shirls is a place where no stranger can go

The BONE:

once you come out smellin' like moth balls
you have skills to fight and a grab a wigga by both balls
Pointe shoe to the neck stick a needle in it
plie pick ya wedgie and do a solo coz you ain't frontin'
Goldman keeps the beat while Jonesy's packin' heat
no pain no gain and practice makes perfect thats why we look sweet

RADO-DICK:

rond de jomb, coupe, retire, develope, this is one routine jonesy cant yell at!
our routines are perfected
our competion look demented
goldies bashing those keys and our steps are cemented
we have the precision of a diamond
our talent ablazes firemen
big red is pleased with us
no one could ever tease us
were the greatest that ever lived
we're shirls girls and we've got talent to give

The BONE:

I cant match this
you're mouth spits phat shit
my turn out may not cut it but my face can't be matched bitch



I think The BONE got OWNED...

Time to go back to From Justin to Kelly

Best Sick at home MIDDAY movie ever!


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