MY BOYFRIEND HIP HOP

ANOTHER WEDNESDAY NIGHT AFTER LISTENING TO THE JUMP ROPE ON SYN FM AND YET AGAIN I'VE CHIPPED A FEW DOLLAZ OFF MAH' CAP TEXTIN' THOSE BABES.. AND IT'S LATE AND I'M JITTERY FROM A MILLION COFFEE BEANS SO MY TYPING IS IN CAPS AND I'M MENTIONING CAPS TOO MUCH SO I MUST THINK I'M THUG. I DJD WITH MY MAIN GURL ON SATURDAY NIGHT, DURTY HIP HOP/INSPIRATIONAL DIVA ANTHEMS.. THE USUAL. WE NOW HAVE A LARGE 18 YR OLD FAN GROUP MAINLY WHOM ARE BOYS WITH A HEALTHY HOTPANTS FASCINATION ... LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT BROOKLYN QUEENZ GIG AND ACTUALLY COME.
ALSO I'M DILLUSIONAL AND THINK I HAVE SOME SORT OF GROUND TO STAND ON TO WRITE A MINAJ DISS... REPIN' FOR MAH' GURL KIMMY LYK LYK... I'M LYK SO HOOD YEAAAAH...
IT'S BEEN A WHILE ... I'M ROCKIN' ROUGH N STUFF
HERE SHE IS...

LIL' BONI'S MASSIVE ATTACK MINAJ DISS:

(all in the name of funito)

LIL BONI'S 'MASSIVE ATTACK' MINAJ DISS:>
now every semi hot bitch wanna spit like Notorious
coz they're butt's huge and they're skin is flawless
BUT real EMCEES this bitch be crossin'
everybody knows the Bee's the boss n
...I'm dissin' your shit I could get distorted
After a bundle of your snow white I snorted
You'll be boastin' but I HONESTLY can't see why,
Your boobies may be big but you're clearly no K.I

Your green wig's lookin' very 1990 sumfin'
and if you're stealin' style the POPO should be cuffin'
I guess this makes you gangsta think you're real tough
unfinishing rhymes with your creepy laughin
...
Take you out to the street game
coz we know you don't fuck wid reeeal boys
they'll be bitin' on your cheeks like chew toys
then no record label would employ

So your mother once said , 'you've been a bad bad girl'
"i got AUSTIN POWERS FLOW" that line had me in stitches,
and nope, you're no match for Myers' kitschness
Cheesy rap clown you've lost my bitches
We all wanna drown you in a jacuzzi..
where MY bitches
??!!!

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THANKS ASH N RANDY FOR INSPIRING ME.
HOOCHIE HOOCHIE HOO