Saturday, December 26, 2009

Black will always be the new black

I have tried selftanning methods,I've bought a dark wig but it's not enough. I just can't achieve the true blackness that I feel inside.
If Micheal went white, why can't I go black? If Dr Troy wasn't a fictional character I'd book myself an appointment, exchange 'services' and ask him to dye me black, sorry blaque.
Face it a big black bum is much better than a white one.

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