If I were a man

Basically I would be able to slick my hair back and yell about cheese like Silvio Dante, wear undershirts and eat as much cake as I like and not get fat, wear oldman pants right up until the end of my life...
'WHERE IS THE PROVOLONE???? I ASKED FOR PICCANTE YOU ASSHOLE!"

Black will always be the new black

I have tried selftanning methods,I've bought a dark wig but it's not enough. I just can't achieve the true blackness that I feel inside.
If Micheal went white, why can't I go black? If Dr Troy wasn't a fictional character I'd book myself an appointment, exchange 'services' and ask him to dye me black, sorry blaque.
Face it a big black bum is much better than a white one.

Funky to Funky

I do not want Rick James' do.








sorry I couldn't get a video clip, learn the words dorks.

Well I can get a Raggamuffin....

Two tickets to Raggamuffin will be arriving in the mail soooooooooon.... now I have $1.45 to my name.
It's going to be aaaammmmaaazing...
Sumbodi call 911, shawty fire burnin' on da dancefloor



peace babycakes.xxx

a taste of Sardegna

Please don't you dare say anything about sardines...

The Ultimate NYE experience would be...

A large light up dancefloor, lots of people dancing, disco, hip hop, tackalish r'n'b .. oh and did I mention booty shaking? Come on big house owners make my dream come true!!! My house is just too small to be a disco although it was ironically nicknamed "the wooden disco"...

This party can't have annoying people pulling out the iPod or changing a track half way through, no complaints about Beyonce thank you I don't care if you think The Beatles are musical geniuses they don't cut it for parties nor does 'sound art'. PURE DANCE MUSIC - Italo-Disco is ok

I don't know what I'm doing yet for NYE, I'll keep you updated.
I have a dress picked out already, silk leopard print YSL... AMAZING

Until next week, merry xmas.

"The higher the hair, the closer to god"- Effie

BIG HAIR LADIES
These are my personal favourites, a group of ladies with big hair and big personalities but come on lets be honest, its all about the hairs right? Can I get an AMEN in here???

Brunettes









BLONDES










REDHEADS









I just got a weave honies so watch out for a series of Bardot look atempts.

preview...




I now also am a proud owner of a small wig collection which I play around with...
I would like to award my girl Kim with the title
WIG QUEEN KIMBERLY DENISE JONES






May I just add that despite how much I love her I'm disgusted and confused by most of her outfit choices and disturbed by the fact that her face never looks the same in any two photos.
Anyway, just incase Kimmy reads this blog, I respect her inviduality and daring fashion sense.... hahaha who am I kidding she's my favourite rapstar.









Tease, spray, back brush, set.